- Stranger: How do you feel about long walks on the beach?
- You: i absolutely hate the beach
- Stranger: That's only one beach out of many.
- Stranger: Do you like long walks on other beaches?
- You: i hate sand and salty water
- Stranger: Probably cause you hate the taste of salty semen wooaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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